Yo mama has

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying. 10 fingers–all on the same hand. a […]

Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.” Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes […]

Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent. Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves […]

Yo mama is so short

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under […]