yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.